My phone conversation with a friend on Ekiti
Me: “Hello, my pal. How are you? To what do I owe this august call in January?” My friend: “Jide, you’re not serious. When last did you call me too?” Me: “It’s true, amigo. I’ve been busy lately. Man must eat now. As you know, in Naija, no food for lazy man” My friend: “You’re right. Are you at home this weekend? We need to hang out. It’s been a while.” Me: “Ah! Wrong time! I am actually in the field doing research for one of my clients.” My friend: “So, what’s your field research about? Me: “It’s about the forthcoming June 20, 2026, Ekiti gubernatorial election.” My friend: “What about it?” Me: “We want to know how the election will pan out.” My friend: “Professor! Jide, please come down to my level o! You know say me I no know book like you.” Me: “Come off it, buddy. Aren’t you a varsity graduate?” My friend: “Anyways, I learnt there is now a direct flight from Abuja and Lagos to Ekiti without having to first go through Akure in Ondo State.” Me: “That’s ...