Phone conversation with Hafeez, my politician friend
Hafeez: “Hello, Jyde O, happy birthday in arrears. I learnt your birthday was yesterday.” Jide: “Thanks, my dear brother.” Hafeez: “How’s work, and family?” Jide: “Lafiya lau” Hafeez: “Who taught you Hausa?” Jide: “Commot there! You think because you’re a Hausa man, only you can speak the language?” Hafeez: “My paddy, there is no time to check the time. I called you for two things. First is to greet you on your birthday. Second, I am contesting for the position of senator in the next general elections, and I need your financial support. You know politics is capital-intensive.” Jide: “Hafeez, financial support from a struggling man like me? What do I have to offer a ‘big’ man like you? You’re a banker and well-connected in government circles.” Hafeez: “My friend, every kobo counts. Haven’t you heard about crowdfunding before? Remember, that’s how POTUS, Barack Obama, was able to fund his election in 2008 and reelection in 2012.” Jide: “My dear brother, I know, but the ...